Madonna kicking off her new MDNA world tour at Ramat Gan Stadium in Tel Aviv, Israel on May 31st, 2012. Girl Gone Wild, Express Yourself, Give Me All Your Luvin’ and Turn Up The Radio. The video quality is not that great, but the audio is amazing. You can totally tell that she is singing live. This woman will NEVER cease to amaze me.


My dad’s new favorite word is whatevs. I love him.


Did you hear? Kenny G is bringing saxy back.


Well, the voters in North Carolina spoke and banned gay marriage. I cordially invite the voters to suck my dick.


If I ever want to infuriate myself, all I have to do is read the comments about an Obama article on Yahoo. I should stop getting my news from Yahoo altogether.

I refuse to put the ! after Yahoo. It makes me feel stupid.


Rest in peace, Adam “MCA” Yauch. I’m totally bummed by the news of his passing. ‘Paul’s Boutique’ changed my life. Just remember, “My man MCA’s got a beard like a billy goat.”


I don’t care if you think I’m racist. I just want you to think I’m thin.
— Sarah Silverman

The only thing whiter than the cast of ‘The Bachelorette’ is a loaf of Wonder bread.


 

 Gross.

Gross.


 I am absolutely horrified and stunned. Not about the 5-year-old tanning, but about the fact that this woman’s face looks like she was hit in the face with a mud pie.  PS - That’s not tan. That’s black face, honey.

I am absolutely horrified and stunned. Not about the 5-year-old tanning, but about the fact that this woman’s face looks like she was hit in the face with a mud pie. 

PS - That’s not tan. That’s black face, honey.


Somebody please shoot ‘Cougar Town’ and put it out of its misery.


I still can’t believe COPS is still on the air. I also can’t believe that the people who are getting arrested sign a release form to be on TV. It’s probably the worst moment of your life, but you’re like, “I get to be on TV? Sign me up!”


Anyone else just the teensiest curious about what Michelle Duggar’s vagina looks like after 19 kids?