Anderson’s 37 lb furry pussy.
“Mommy Dearest in 5 Seconds”
This is fucking genius and I wish I had thought of it.
Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor is fucking ridiculous and laughable. She couldn’t even get it together to play Linda Lovelace, for christ’s sake. (Although it’s a made for TV movie, so the bar is already pretty low in terms of talent. But still)
This poster rocks.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Me Against the Monkey - Madonna & Britney vs The Pixies.
Fucking rad mashup.
The word wiener grosses me out. Why couldn’t they say hot dogs instead?
The only thing on my bucket list is getting rid of the term bucket list.
Every time I refresh my Facebook feed, I die a little on the inside.
Just some napkin fun. I love Starbucks.
Bars have the best signs.
Anyone who thinks Michael Jackson fathered his children is a fucking idiot. And blind.
Harry Smith’s Madonna interview on ‘Rock Center’ was short, lame and lackluster, to say the least.
Boo.
This picture of Melissa McCarthy as Divine is absolutely and mind-blowingly divine.
If it’s hard to reach, I expect it to be hairy.
— Porn star Colby Keller on manscaping. This is the hottest quote ever.
(Source: queerty.com)
